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seems like the board is slowing down this afternoon
what is your greatest ambition/dream?
I'd like to play with my band in front of thousands and have them shouting the words back as loud as the PA.
if you are in a pit of misery, with no dreams or ambitions, what would you like to be remembered for?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I'd like to go to space,
and walk on Mars.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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Actually I'd like to run a bar/cinema on Mars for all the early colonisers
I'd be like that guy in Deadwood but in space.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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nice
I'd drink there
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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I want to be an author.
I'm not very driven though, been working on my first manuscript off and on for a year, still not completed.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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I bet it's filth.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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D:
me? write filth?!
that's actually my
second manuscript.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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I want to be remembered as the first women to be hospitalized for sexual exhaustion.
Or first contact with an alien.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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you want both
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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I'm sure you have probably missed out on being that woman
sorry
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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How about second women to be treated for sexual exhaustion?
Third?
Fourth?
I'd settle for 179th.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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First woman to be hospitalised for exhaustion caused be intercourse with an alien?
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:35,
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As long as there is no anal probing then I think I could handle it.
Well not on a first date anyhoo.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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Do bashes count as dates?
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:38,
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Why?
Are you an alien?
You are the right height but the wrong colour to be an alien.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40,
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It's body paint
My skin is naturally blue and I also lack hair...everywhere.
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:42,
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Blue is my favorite colour : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:51,
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I find that people remember rather too much.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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*remembers*
*laughs*
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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£12?
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39,
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No
I owe Clendrix £15 I think which I am going to repay despite her thinking otherwise.
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40,
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GODDAMNIT!
I wasn't going to mention it - I was going to see if you'd remember.
It's £12, not £15.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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No,
£15.
Obviously.
*coughs*
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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Stop being naughty.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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I just got bad news.
I'm gonna die soon.
I'll miss you :(
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:49,
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Does that mean I can keep your ukulele?
Edit: Oops, I'll miss you too, of course.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:51,
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Yeah, you can.
I've got swine flu :(
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:54,
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Are you sure?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:55,
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Oh that doesn't mean you're going to die.
I've been in close contact with two swine-flu people this week. I'm due for a turn. If I die, I shall be very annoyed.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:56,
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I've had SERIOUS CONTACT though.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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Fucking pigs with a frown?
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58,
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Pretty much.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03,
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Oh Kaol.
:(
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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Just don't tell anyone.
:(
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:09,
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You may as well die.
No one has signed up for our Bash.
*cries*
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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I'll sign up.
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Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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No you fucking won't.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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How rude.
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Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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That's because we've not advertised.
The only person who routinely browses the Calender is Spak.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:25,
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Genuine and huge LOL.
*waits for boss to knock on wall*
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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I've got it written down so that I remember to pay you at the bash
I think I changed it to £15 in my head because it's easier to sort out with notes.
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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Written down?
V, you're so funny.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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Why does that make me funny?
To be fair even though I have it written down I've no idea
where it's written down. You will be getting money on Friday though and if you're lucky a grope too.
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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CLENDRIX IN SHOCK HOOKER ACTION.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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Sick filth costs more.
Not much more though. And the going rate is only 50p anyway.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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V
you are truly lovely. Even though I call you a twat and I mean it and you are and even though you called me a cunt the other day and are, like, totally fucking dead when I see you, you are lovely.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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Wow
Was that Clendrix being quite fluffy and ghey on the internet? Perhaps if I call her a
CUNT she'll snap out of it.
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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I'll fucking snap something, shithead.
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thealternativefact, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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Yay she's back
=D
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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For Vipros
www.efestivals.co.uk/news/09/090127e.shtmlEDIT: Thats old but I'm sure they'll do the same this year
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:35,
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My ambitions are pretty much the same as yours Vipey old pal
And I'd like to be remembered for dying doing what I loved... Strippers and crack
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:56,
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Presumably this is some sort of DIY reference
and not yet more QOTW bullshit.
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Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58,
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even a little joke gets dubbed as qotw bullshit now?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03,
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Very little, clearly.
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Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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feeling grumpy?
want to talk about it? or just fancy being snide for a while?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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Oh Vipros
you bearded lovely.
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Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20,
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that's me ;-)
now I'm going home though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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Its hypothetical so technically not lies
And if my ambition were to come true then the latter would surely follow
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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I used to want to be famous for my voice
But whilst pleasant sometimes, it's nothing mindblowing, and I'm too old, and there's no TOTP.
So I'd just like to be remembered by lots of different people for any of my minor talents, including my whistling.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03,
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To be happy, really.
/unrealistic expectations
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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You don't deserve happiness
but you never know, a little happiness may find its way into your life one day
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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I'd like to be remembered
As the person who always posts replies long after a thread has been established and after it's gone completed off topic with all of the other comments.
Either that, or the person who did YM.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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No, that's my job
Not the YM bit though...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37,
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