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Booo! My cats knocked over a bottle of vodka
thus breaking the bottle and one of them also cut his little paw open in the process.
I now have to take her to the vet for stitches.
Poor little thing.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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bad mum
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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At least the wound was sterilised.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:33,
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On the plus side,
You don't need to waste time making a Bloody Mary.
Just twist, rip and squirt.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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Just put some superglue on it
it'll be fine.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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This doesn't work
When you've got dust in your eye.
MEDICAL FACT.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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You're just not using enough glue
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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I get that a lot.
On the plus side, at five I get to go play with an arc-welder.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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Oh.
Welding.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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You fucking RULE!
I wish I had your job. Unless I earn more than you. In which case I'll stay here.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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This isn't work related.
I just found a room in the factory basement that's chained up and full of metalwork equipment.
So I got a key for it today.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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Shant be seeing you around here much anymore then
Hard to type with no fingers
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Ah for god's sake Kaol.
Stop that!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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What?
This can only be a good idea.
I'm either gonna make a weapon or a robot.
This IS a GOOD idea.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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First welding
and then saying 'chained up' and 'metalwork'.
Iz only hooman.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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This is terrible pandering.
But it's all backwards.
I'm scared and confused.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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How is this any different from usual?
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Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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The gender is reversed.
I think there's a glitch in the matrix.
*puts shades on*
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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Sorry
You're safe. Mrs Rootinson gets like that sometimes. It passes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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Ah, ok.
Well, in that case, I bid you farewell.
I'm off to make dangerous stuff.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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yeah leg it!!
Messin. T'rah la.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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A likely story
Admit it, you were shotgunning neat vodka and you had a heated drunken arguement with your cat before blacking out. When you came round you were in a pool of vomit and kitty had a cut paw.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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I expect she'll tell the vet
the cat "walked into a door"
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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Yeah, the second time this month
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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Munchausen's by Flopsy.
*coat*
*and hat*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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HAHAHA!
that made my day
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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Thank feck for that
I made someone laugh!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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That's superb
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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Terrible,
But good.
Kinda like veal.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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I don't get it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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I know.
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Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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Stop it meany
just let me have this one!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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Just keeping you in your place.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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I know my place!
You don't have to remind me!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Typical bloody woman
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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That makes you sound awfully whipped.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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In what way?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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He thinks i'm marrying a typical woman who keeps putting me in my place
in actual fact she doesn't at all, which is why i'm marrying her.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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I get it now
I thought "Yes dear" was the more whipped response, that's all.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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Oh my god!
Is it ok? Please tell me its ok?
Wont anyone think of the poor vodka?!
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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