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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Booo! My cats knocked over a bottle of vodka
thus breaking the bottle and one of them also cut his little paw open in the process.
I now have to take her to the vet for stitches.
Poor little thing.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
bad mum

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)
At least the wound was sterilised.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
On the plus side,
You don't need to waste time making a Bloody Mary.
Just twist, rip and squirt.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Just put some superglue on it
it'll be fine.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This doesn't work
When you've got dust in your eye.
MEDICAL FACT.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
You're just not using enough glue

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
I get that a lot.
On the plus side, at five I get to go play with an arc-welder.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Oh.
Welding.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
You fucking RULE!
I wish I had your job. Unless I earn more than you. In which case I'll stay here.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This isn't work related.
I just found a room in the factory basement that's chained up and full of metalwork equipment.
So I got a key for it today.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
Shant be seeing you around here much anymore then
Hard to type with no fingers
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)
Ah for god's sake Kaol.
Stop that!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
What?
This can only be a good idea.
I'm either gonna make a weapon or a robot.
This IS a GOOD idea.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
First welding
and then saying 'chained up' and 'metalwork'.
Iz only hooman.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is terrible pandering.
But it's all backwards.
I'm scared and confused.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
How is this any different from usual?

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)
The gender is reversed.
I think there's a glitch in the matrix.
*puts shades on*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)
Sorry
You're safe. Mrs Rootinson gets like that sometimes. It passes.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)
Ah, ok.
Well, in that case, I bid you farewell.
I'm off to make dangerous stuff.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)
yeah leg it!!
Messin. T'rah la.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)
A likely story
Admit it, you were shotgunning neat vodka and you had a heated drunken arguement with your cat before blacking out. When you came round you were in a pool of vomit and kitty had a cut paw.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
I expect she'll tell the vet
the cat "walked into a door"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Yeah, the second time this month

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Munchausen's by Flopsy.
*coat*
*and hat*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
HAHAHA!
that made my day
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Thank feck for that
I made someone laugh!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
That's superb

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Terrible,
But good.
Kinda like veal.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I know.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Stop it meany
just let me have this one!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Just keeping you in your place.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
I know my place!
You don't have to remind me!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
Typical bloody woman

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
That makes you sound awfully whipped.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
In what way?

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
He thinks i'm marrying a typical woman who keeps putting me in my place
in actual fact she doesn't at all, which is why i'm marrying her.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)
I get it now
I thought "Yes dear" was the more whipped response, that's all.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)
Oh my god!
Is it ok? Please tell me its ok?

Wont anyone think of the poor vodka?!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

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