Maybe you were right, Cumbrian badger stalwart.
Maybe "never again" was a bit too sweeping.

Evenin'.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:17, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

avast!
what spies i lurking there?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Captain TD
Of the grim ship Disappointed - moping about the high seas of HSH for the first time in ages.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Ahoy good ship TD
It's been a long time since you were seen in these waters. Let us fire the cannons and dance something sailorish.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Hello sailor :)

( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

i was pointing over there, at the bushes!
but hello anyway.
how's it hanging, dude?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Sorry mate, I'm a bit cross eyed
Knackered. But not too bad on the whole. On a scale of 1-10, quite good.

Yersel'?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

see below, was just telling Kristine...
been a bit of a smelly day!
and this evening beckjsbx called me gay.
which made me laugh...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Ah, so she did...
Well that's a bit off, isn't it?

You ought not to be calling people names, young lady. It's not the best way to make friends.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Friendship:
she's doing it wrong.
( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

well that's becky all over, ain't it?
the girl can't help it.
but seriously, do you guys think i'm gay?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

probably

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being maybe a bit gay...
and 10 being so gay as to be incalculably gay?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I've just read your profile.
Are you a professional chef?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

was once upon a time, long long ago...
now i do it for the love of it. a true Amateur, from the french don't ya know.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

if it's a hobby I'm giving you a solid 4.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

No gaying along B69
He can plumb. I can do a fair bit of DIY but plumbing is a dark and mysterious art to me.

Fitting a pipe to another pipe I can do.

Attaching a pipe to another pipe 10 feet away is beyond my capabilities.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

no gaying? yet he's good with pipes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

i'm very good with my hands!
but i only get a 4?
grrrrrrrrr!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

gosh sorry I didn't realise you wanted to be flaming gay
Have an 8.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

why thank you deary...
that's much better!
*pouts*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I think it's very likely
given that Becky never actually said that you, personally, were gay. This is great internetting.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

no, she only referred to the thread as the gay shift.
and i posted maybe 50% of the last hour's content.
so...maybe i 'm allowed, for the sake of comedy, to infer...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

and yeah, i'm fair enjoying this!
it's a hoot!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

'Ning!
Welcome to fluffeh tiem!
( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)