Snakes on a plane!!
I was half watching this last night while playing poker and then had a crazy dream that loads of snakes were attacking everyone. Although they seemed to be people I didn't really like so it was fine.

If you could be in any film, which film and what character? Or you can talk about dreams if you like. Or you can just call Vipros a boring bearded twat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:37, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably some form of porn film I would think,
not sure which one though, I'd have to do some more reasearch.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Back Door Sluts 19?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

To be fair...
...the production values really started to slip after #17.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I refuse to make a rash decision, this is too important.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Terrible Horse Porn IX - The Fuckening
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Starring
Sylvester Stallion
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Michael from The Godfather
I would love to be an intelligent, calculating leader of men. As opposed to the dizzy twat that I am.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I'd love to be Stone in 'The Untouchables', as he is unutterably cool.
As for dreams, my dreams are weird. I once dreamt that I owned a shop that sold nothing but mannequin hands. The only problem was that the shop across the road that sold mannequin bodies shut down, causing me to go out of business. I should have diversified. I should have diversified!!!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

hahah
best dream ever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Haha the glory of hindsight

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Jules from Pulp Fiction
Just so I could say 'I'm a mushroom cloud laying mo' fucka, mo' fucka'


And not look like a dick
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Morpheus
from The Matrix.

I'd get to walk around in a flowy coat, run an awesome levitating ship thing, fight bad virtual people *and* have cool sunglasses.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

And pork Will Smiths wife
wait...is that a good thing?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

As long as Big Willie
doesn't try to take advantage of me in return.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

that Vipros is a boring bearded twat
right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Seconded

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Motion carried.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

YOU DIDN'T ASK WHO WAS IN FAVOUR
ffs
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I asked myself.
In my head.

Ok, I forgot. You in favour?
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

I think it's a given
we are all in favour
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

you are very much out of favour
and to follow that up I've found an artists impression of the entrance to your vagina
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG
american flag included
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Same joke twice?
That's pretty poor.

EDIT: pǝpn1ɔuı bɐ1ɟ uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ
bdظ.ǝuuoʎɐqɟǝıɹbɟosɹɐǝʇ:ǝ1ıɟ/ıʞıʍ/bɹo.ɐıpǝdıʞıʍ.uǝ
ɐuıbɐʌ ɹnoʎ oʇ ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo uoıssǝɹdɯı sʇsıʇɹɐ uɐ punoɟ ǝʌ,ı dn ʇɐɥʇ ʍo11oɟ oʇ puɐ
ɹnoʌɐɟ ɟo ʇno ɥɔnɯ ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ noʎ
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

didn't get enough attention the first time
the first was better admittedly. I'm not too proud to do that sort of thing. especially as it is appropriate in both contexts.

plus, it's not really a joke this time round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah same picture
in two consecutive threads.

I'm not impressed. Must try harder.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I feel suitably chastened

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Are you taking the internet seriously?
This is worrying news.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

very much not
but it isn't a joke, she does have a massive vagina. the outer walls of which are made of metal. and have an american flag flying outside for some reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Hmmm...
.uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ ǝpısʇno buıʎ1ɟ bɐ1ɟ uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ puɐ .1ɐʇǝɯ ɟo ǝpɐɯ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo s11ɐʍ ɹǝʇno ǝɥʇ .ɐuıbɐʌ ǝʌıssɐɯ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ sǝop ǝɥs 'ǝʞoظ ɐ ʇ,usı ʇı ʇnq
ʇou ɥɔnɯ ʎɹǝʌ
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Wait it's not a joke?
Fuck you Vipros, Al has always maintained he was joking you've just taken it way out of being funny and actually making deep personal attacks now.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

damn
I was going for shallow personal attack. you have my apologies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Awesome thanks
Kaol told me I couldn't get any apologies today.

IN YOUR FACE KAOL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

anything to prove Kaol wrong!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Vipros is alive.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Prove me wrong.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Ha!
Nice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I'd quite like to be
John McLean so I could run around shouting YIPPIE-KI-AI MOTHERFUCKER
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

You do that
anyway?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Paul 'Muad'Dib' Atreides
But without the shit hair.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Morgan Freeman
in almost anything really.

Bruce Almighty would be good though, God looks like a pretty cushy job with some cool perks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ooooh
Milla Jovovich as Lealoo in The Fifth Element, mainly because I think she's rather cool and she gets to run around with Bruce Willis whilst saying 'big bada boom'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

This^
big bada boom!
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I
bloody love that film!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Oooh
I'd be any of the following:
Lulu from Pandora's Box
Sugar Kane from Some Like it Hot
Nikita from La Femme Nikita
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)