Let's have a great big wobble thread.
Come on, B3ta. Wobble away. Get those lardy arses really indignant.

There may even be room for flouncing, and for slagging off other board members who aren't around. This would also be an ideal place to completely misconstrue what someone else has said! LOLZORZ!

/ym, etc.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:37, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Slagging off members who aren't here....
That Devil In Tights is a massive poncing twat isn't he!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

God yes...
...he's simply awful.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

He's a monumental twat, isn't he?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

this looks like a monumental twat to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG

edit: link changed, try it now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Looks like snopes
doesn't care for direct linking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

damn
that was an awesome joke too

I'll find a different pic of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Pffft!
Good god man!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Ba-Zing
He has smelly feet too, worse than mine and everything!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Is that what it is?
I thought it was the drains.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Sadly
no.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

No-one has smellier feet than you.
100% of fact.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Hehe
This maybe true...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

My stepsons
They have the smelliest feet in the world.

And there are two of them

*fears*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Hurrah for me
Booo for you, that's bad news if the smell is times by two! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You married now?

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Nope
Not until next month
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Not you!
:p
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Ahhhh
I see! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah, so back off, you giant Russian Vampire!
/internet hardmans
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Pffft!
I was talking to PJM.
This is terrible internet hardmanning.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

It
may be terrible but its also quite entertaining! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I hear that he has an incredibly small penis.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

This is most terrible internet bullying.
And not at all what Slip was thinking when he started the thread, I'll wager.

/am cry.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Awww
*huggles*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

oh... oh you're here
We were all saying how lovely you were DiT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)