I'm off to the dentist in about 15 minutes
how are your teeth?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Off-white and bitey.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

well done
*firm handshakes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Thanks.
I have a corner missing from my left upper middle one.
And another one that was broken out too.
But that one's fixed now.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Mine are awesome
and can bite through steel
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

how thick?
(the steel that is)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Have you ever set steel wool on fire?
It's awesome!
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

a mate and I used to start conflagrations in our science lessons at school by getting a lump of silicon
connecting it to a power supply, sticking it inside a load of steel wool and flicking the on switch.

great times.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Excellent!

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

3 inches!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

blimey
that's a hell of a bite. remind me not to put anything valuable in your mouth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Chomp chomp chomp

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Stronger than steel but it's my gums that are knackered.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

At 32, I have never had a filling
but I had a molar extracted last month because it fell apart
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Gradually falling apart
Only just had a filling recently, but now all the other buggers want a turn!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

very white, straight,
and have recently lost four of their brethren.
But all is good. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Thank you!
If you hadn't posted this, I'd have forgotten to ring my local health centre to find out when I need to register with the new dentist.
Could I have another reminder on August 1st please?
Ta...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

What you think this is
some kind of calendar service? I'll chomp you! I'll chomp you good!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Go on
I'll like it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

ooh
*chomps Roota*
*throws in a jiggling for old times sake*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I'm seeing a montage
*melty*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

You should really wait until
2:30
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

GET OUT
GET OUT NOW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Hahaha
Prick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Oh dear...
I dunno what's worse. The joke, or the fact I laughed.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I had a molar out last year
as a wisdom tooth was trying to grow into where it was. I fucking enjoyed every single second of the extraction.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

2 wisdom teeth gone
both RHS wisdom teeth never showed,

one lower right molar removed. Root canal surgery on the upper left. A couple of other small fillings in the days before white amalgam.

Apart from that, they're sound.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

update
I have returned from the dentist.

Smugness Alert!

In similar fashion to my eye test the other day, the person spent about 20 minutes examining and complimenting me on my teeth (it was my eyes at the eyetest) before sending me on my way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

THNX 4 THA UPDATE, LOL!

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)