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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the cops after you,
if they catch you they'll flush you down the loo,
they'll tie you up with wire,
and set your pants on fire,
so ring your bell and pedal like hell,
on a bicycle made of poo.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy, my balls are turning blue.
I can't afford a johnny,
a plastic bag will do,
but you'll look good,
under a sheet,
with me on top of you!
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)

But, rather than give me your answer do, at my school, that was replaced with the genius line.
'Give me your tit to chew'
That is all.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)
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