Glory Glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit the teacher back
With a great big cricket bat
and I never went there again!
( Peej, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We play cup we play cup
we don't care if the school blows up
no more english no more french
no more sitting on the old school bench

Teacher Teach we declare
We can see your underwear.
is it black or is it white
Oh my God its dynamite!
5 4 3 2 1!!!
( Peej, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*nostalgias*
We used to spend entire lunchtimes doing that one. Sore hands afterwards...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Slightly different round 'my way'
Opening line was 'We break up' - with the song usually reserved for the last day of term.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Ours was
I hit her in the eye with a piece of apple pie
and I never went to school again.
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)