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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you want to know what your cervix feels like then touch the end of your nose.
Someone told me that when I was younger.

I thought why not just shove your finger up your fanny and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I was told if you want to know the color of someones nipples to look at the color of their lips

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is my new favourite thing to do.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)
I've heard your lips turn red when you're sexually aroused
"Are you horny or something? Why are your lips all red? Stop looking at me like that, perve"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
I'm only going to do it
because I shall then have to inspect nipples to check it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
People-watching will never be the same again.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)
Argh it won't stop!
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)
I can debunk this theory as I've just checked my nipples and they are a lot paler than my lips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)
it's because you're sexually aroused

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)
For once I am actually not sexually aroused.
My nipples are just very pale and interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I'll bet they are
*imagines your nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

*gets sexually aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)
*sex pisswibbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Agreed.


EDIT: Mine, I mean. I have no idea about yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
Thank fuck
I thought I'd discovered the colours of the nipples of the entire Pakistani cricket team for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
*touches end of nose*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

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