During a smear years ago
the nurse told me I had a beautiful cervix and asked if she should fetch the mirror so I could see it. I declined.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:12, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm trying to understand
why she would honestly think you'd want to see up your own mimsy. It's not exactly something you can bring up in conversation...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Although
"I can see my own cervix" would look good in a personal ad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Honestly!
It took hr a while to take "No" for an answer. She was saying "Well you won't get another chance to see it for a few years, and it mightn't look so peachy and healthy by then." (Was this a veiled threat?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

uuugggggghhhhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I know
She's probably planted an Aids in there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

you should probably use the speculum on her nose

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

No
She might have taken that as a come-on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)