Evening, all.
I have just cycled home in torrential rain; I'm now wetter than a pornstars clopper and grumpy to boot. Hopefully this shall be solved by wine and potato waffles. And a towel.

how're all of you?
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:16, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well
after spending the last few days ringing the housing association all the bloody time and complaining a *lot* I might get to finally move in, and end this 4 month slog of stress and shite

Christ, I haven't had a potato waffle for years mmmmm
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Neither had I
but man, they're good. Nom nom nom.

Also, yay for house!
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

tell me about it
been living out of boxes for most of the last two months!

I used to make a fry up sandwich using waffles as the bread, with bacon, sausage and a fried egg in the middle, calorific goodness abounds
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Jesus.
Your poor arteries! Sounds like a good hangover cure though...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM
is what I have to say to that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

alright berk
I need a wee but I'll have to take down my leggings and I simply cannot be bothered
*holds it*

I'd quite like some champagne right now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Removal of trouserage
is generally recommended before having a wee. Sadly there is no champagne on this end, merely £3 rose wine from Aldi which has probably been sourced from a third world country and could be used to light fires.

*toasts with imaginary champagne*
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I can't have any now anyway, I'm being forced to go to church later with my mum
*sulks*

Thursdays are usually party nights for me.
What would you drink if you could drink anything right now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

your a grown woman
cant you duck out of it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I figure...she's my mum......and I don't want to make her sad.....so I'll do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)

read the passive agressive QTOW
but yeah I can sympathize with that.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Bummer.
Although in some churches they have wine as part of the communion, so I guess it's okay to drink in church...
...they perhaps might not like it if you turn up with a half empty magnum of champagne and slur your way through the hymns, though.

Hmm. I would probably have one of the amazing cocktails they do in a bar in my home town. Three of those and you're falling on your arse! Failing that, a decent cider.

And maybe some ice cream...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)

what is in them?
I did drink in church once, subsequently got a dui the same night...I no longer drink and drive nor drink and church
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

what does one drink in church?
I would guess mint juleps.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I had a sparks in a giant plastic cup

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Sparks?
de RIS for englishness please
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

It turns your tongue orange
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_(drink)

and gives your heart burn that radiates your nipples
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

shit
I don't know how to fix that link
it's frothy orange goodness that combines engergy drink and alcohol
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

We need that here
it sounds awesome, vodka-redbull is the unofficial drink of the UK
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I'm not a big liquor drinker, but I like them as shots, we call them tic-tacs

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

My old local pub
used to do vodka redbulls for a pound
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

piss ooooooffffffff
they're anywhere from $7-$9 here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

They are usually around 2.50 here
thats like $4 i think. Like I said us brits love our caffeinated booze
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I looked for a drinks menu
but sadly they don't have an online one.

They have a pretty nifty one that tastes like chocolate cheesecake and has bits of chocolatey biscuity crumbly goodness in it, and another one which tastes *exactly* like um bongo - a kids juice drink.
It's a cocktail bar with table service, which is very bad idea; since I hadn't needed to go to the bar I hadn't stood up in a while, then when I needed to break the seal after a couple of drinks I faceplanted.
Suave.
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

you should've pretended you were trying to do the worm

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

i dont half fancy some waffle waffles with melted ice cream and baileys drizzled all over

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Stop
that shouldn't make me hungry I just had a chippy, but it does.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

sweets innit
your chip belly is full but your waffle belly ent
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

you make a compelling argument

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Ooooh. You're evil!
*salivates heavily*

*wipes*

*salivates more*

Bloody good idea, but sadly my cupboards are lacking :(
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

mine too :(((((
they do them up the 'spoons but i dunno if i'd risk it. fuck me i'd kill a man for a waffle and baileys
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

spoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnsss!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

I like your username, berk.
It means cunt, and that's been the word of the day.
It's also the same as the name of the star of Trapdoor, and Trapdoor is funny.
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Don't you open that trap door!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

There's something down there...

( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)

'Cause there's something down there.
I have them all on dvd - they're far too good for just kids. I didn't know it meant cunt though (urban dictionary says this is indeed so), it's more of a 'prat' word.
Or indeed a blue plasticine monster.

*EDIT* damn, beat me to it!
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Oh I just use it to mean prat too.
Didn't know it could be naughty. I've made a mug of butter icing. I'm going to be ill...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I have all the episodes too.
Not many people know it means cunt. Always make me smile when well-to-do people use it.
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Next you'll be telling me
that Chorlton means 'twat'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I think he's safe
but I have my doubts about Pootle.
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Definitely...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

St bloody Swithin
So depressing! And there's nothing sweet in this house. I might have to make some butter cream...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)