strangers?
are you mental?

I'd do it to myself.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First thing I'd do...
...is buy a mirror.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

and lots of
plastic sheeting.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Not even at work?
To watch blokes hunched over running to the toilet or the women fall off their chairs?

Or in boring meetings, or even a job interview.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

You know,
I think my day at work would be more enjoyable if I didn't have to watch men orgasming.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

The bloke bit
was aimed more at the ladyfolk on here. and I'd wager that women would use the power on men more rather than vice versa.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Women have that power already.
- although it would more accurate to say men have a corresponding weakness.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Most of my department is male and gay
so I'd use my powers very sparingly.

However, it would be hilarious on the train. It might even make the young woman who sits opposite me and talks, continually on her phone for the entire journey STFU so I can get some sleep.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Especially
if she's on the phone to her husband/boyfriend. See how long it takes before she gets dumped because he thinks she phones him up so he can hear her being taken roughly from behind.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)