Secret Power
If you had some sort of telekinetic mind-power thing where you could make a woman orgasm (or a bloke spunk his pants if you're that way inclined) just by thinking about it, would you ever get bored of doing it to random strangers?

The temptation to park outside an all-girls sixth form college would see you stripped of the power. be too much to resist. Time it just as they leave the building to see if you can cause a pile up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:12, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Eh?
Are you trying to say that you can't do that?
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

strangers?
are you mental?

I'd do it to myself.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

First thing I'd do...
...is buy a mirror.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

and lots of
plastic sheeting.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Not even at work?
To watch blokes hunched over running to the toilet or the women fall off their chairs?

Or in boring meetings, or even a job interview.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

You know,
I think my day at work would be more enjoyable if I didn't have to watch men orgasming.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

The bloke bit
was aimed more at the ladyfolk on here. and I'd wager that women would use the power on men more rather than vice versa.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Women have that power already.
- although it would more accurate to say men have a corresponding weakness.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Most of my department is male and gay
so I'd use my powers very sparingly.

However, it would be hilarious on the train. It might even make the young woman who sits opposite me and talks, continually on her phone for the entire journey STFU so I can get some sleep.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Especially
if she's on the phone to her husband/boyfriend. See how long it takes before she gets dumped because he thinks she phones him up so he can hear her being taken roughly from behind.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Telekinesis?
I thought it was just my presence that did that.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I would never get bored of doing it, makes me think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20HTTZWQJSA
(something subtle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

If only to prevent blow-job lockjaw
by hurrying things along. This would be a Good Thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Start using sex as a weapon
The next time some twastic cuts me up and zooms off in his Audi Mongmobile, he'd better be able to do two things at once. And have a spare pair of pants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yes
Simly wait until they're taking a corner too fast and *blam*.

One less Audi.

Or better yet, zap them as they're giving the inevitable statement to the law.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

This is now my new favorite super-power
I could never get bored of this. But with great power, comes (hehe) great responsibility

It'd be great if you could do it down the phone when someone cold calls you. "Sorry to bother you sir, but are you paying too much for your car insuuuuuurrrraaaaance?"
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

along those lines
you could do it to people who are live on tv.

not so good at football when you've just jizzed your shorts are you Christiano Ronaldo?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Haha I'd love to see him crumple mid step-over

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

go and see the queen
then make her bean flick, virtually, as she knights some fawning twat....head, clean off

early morning commutes would never be the same neither, although i suppose a fair percentage of the blokes will already be suffering the double blessing of 'morning glory' and 'travellers marrow'.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Now that's just weird

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)