Only when I'm INVITED TO BBQS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're welcome to come over for one.
But I live in the middle of nowhere.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I was subtley having a stop about al not inviting me to his bbq thing,
you probably didn't notice because I did is so subtley.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

The bacon explosion was goooooood

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh.
But that wasn't a b3ta thing.
More of a real-life-friends thing.
And you're an internet-person.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Oh.
But that wasn't a b3ta thing.
More of a real-life-friends thing.
And you're an internet-person.

Al's a bully.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I am indeed
in fact I'm having another BBQ and I'm not inviting anyone off the internet at all. Just real people I met in real life.

And none of the internet people I invited last time will get upset at this because they aren't massive girly women.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

This is fair enough.
I'm going to the pub at lunchtime. I don't feel the need to invite you.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
What are you going to drink?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

The way this day's going,
I think it'll be a few bourbons.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I'm going home to buy BBQ supplies
and then I'm going to drink some orange squash and go to the gym.

I'm fucking mental me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

steady now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I'm not actually bothered at all,
I was diverting attention from kaol trying to be funny by calling me names.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

And now you're diverting attention
From being upset. Online.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I YAM NOT UPDSET!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I'm much more insulting when I'm taking the internet seriously.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah, but you like me too much.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Indeed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

could be worse
at least he didn't come to your home town, miles from where he lives so he could deliberately not tell you until it was too late for you to arrange to meet him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

He really is a cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

amen sister

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I spent quite a long time texting people on saturday night
but because you're so unpopular, nobody had your phone number.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I've got it.
But you've not got mine.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

That was the problem you see

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I think Kaol and Ancrenne and possibly Spakka are the only ones with it
or were anyway.
People don't tend to come down this way very often, and I don't head up there due to horrible skintness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I only got it a week or so ago to text you the cinema thing.
I was far too drunk in Exeter to even think about phones.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

fair enough
I've had yours for ages though. guess ancrenne must have given it to me. and your number.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)

This is possible.
I have no idea. I remember the cathedral, some of the gig, and most of the hangover.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

you didn't seem all that drunk when I was talking to you
I was pretty nervous and stuff though (for the gig, not meeting Kaol) and may not have been paying the most attention.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)