important news
I just bought a packet of beef monster munch, and they are back the way they used to be. massive and beefy.

like ym
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:12, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That is fucking hilarious.
no really, I'm laughing, right now.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Hello again
I thought you'd gone. I was getting a little worried.

I love you xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

So you're not only a troll,
but you're a liar to boot.

Honestly, I don't know how I manage to stay so calm on the internet when it's populated with such people.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

you want to look into that
because that wasn't intended to be funny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Hi Sebastian Winnett, scarf-wearing cockhound.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

haha, what?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

read the faq James Carter
famous comedian
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

haha, this is fucking brilliant
Is that really you?

Jesus H Christ I feel bad taking the piss but I'm still going to.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

James Carter has Autism

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I still can't watch more than 30 seconds
I'm a sympathetic cringer and the whole thing just makes me curl up in a ball sobbing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying.
Really, it's terrible.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Is a normal size pack or the new 'monster size' pack?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

it says mega on it
the contents seems to be the same as a normal pack though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Close enough
You should have gone for pickled onion :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

This ^

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

they didn't have them
it was from the sandwich van, and they have a limited selection
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

You should have punched the van

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)

and then tootled off in the driver

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Its super isn't it
I love the pickled onion ones more but I can't get them all the time because they're NSFW. I have to get Hula Hoops or something so as not to kill people with onion breath! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Why are they NSFW?
Do you eat them naked or something?

Or do you eat them off someone naked?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

She means breath
you should try to read a whole post before replying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

She edited it
I'm sure
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I think you saw NSFW
then started clicking furiously to see if there was a link in her post.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

They're NSFW
because they're stinky but you can pretend I didn't say that if you like. You can pretend I said because I eat them naked.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

you could shout cunt loudly while you're chewing them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

"your"?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

say "Because you edited, yep."
if you're gay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Because you edited, yep.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I knew it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Only for you.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She does that anyway.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Internet
LIES!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I've heard this rumour too
so it must be FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

It's WIKITRUE!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

It's lies I tells ya!
I never say the c-word.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Now THAT *is* a lie.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Hmmm
Maybe. I blame you for that one though; I was an innocent before I met you! *sniggers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

my mrs would claim much the same thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)

It's just an easy excuse to use really
The truth is I've always been rude and crude, dit just brought it out in me! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

showed you that it was acceptable
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Haha
Only in some places! The scary thing is sometimes I'll forget who I'm talking to and say something quite inappropriate and then get 'the look of horror'. When this happens I usually run away!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I have to watch myself
I swear an awful lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I could...
but then I might spit monster munch crumbs on my keyboard! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

She does that anyway.
/ac
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

One day...
POW, straight to the moon!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I never eat that sort of shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

you should
it would mellow you out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I like to have a general idea how my food is made,
I have no fucking clue what goes into those things.
edit: and they smell of vomit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

fair points
that sort of crispy thing is about the only processed stuff I eat. much better to work from ingredients, but I don't keep a supply of msg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

How general?
Do you, for instance, eat ham from the supermarket deli counter? Do you always buy the stuff that's cut off the bone in front of you, or do you buy the almost perfectly circular "honey roast ham"?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Ham?
Why do you think he hates Hitler so much?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I don't like the plastic ham stuff,
If I ever buy ham I'd buy it from the deli counter.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I agree with you!
The plastic ham stuff looks nasty and tastes grim.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

always looks kind of sweaty
bleurgh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Exactly.
It also makes me think of that scene in Bad Boys when Tea Leoni talks about baloni being made in a great big sheet from random animal leftovers. *voms*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Good,
Everyone should agree with me all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Oh I see
*writes down in note pad*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Put it as a recuring hourly event in outlook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I shall
put it in Groupwise, for that is what I have at work... I have no idea if this is better than Outlook or not!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Probably better

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)