Oh dear...
It looks to me like Captain V has been up to mischiefs again.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8155542.stm
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, 32 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

You're so horrible to me
I was going to give you a friendly grope when I settled my debts but now I'm not going to.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

It even looks like you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'm not solid gold

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

*bites*
This is correct.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

If there were two of them, could you tell them apart?
You awful person.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Oh my fucking god...
you lot invented this shit and you all keep getting it WRONG.
Midgets. Midgets only.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

and black people

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

and people in wheelchairs

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Nope. That was an Al invention.
Projection, Al?
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I admit it, I projected myself
and this is what I looked like


edit - a bit smaller, sorry
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

*locks office door*

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I would make an AWESEOME president

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I want to believe this.
But I know that I'd be better.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

It's statements like this
that mean you will never be given any power.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I didn't lock the door so you couldn't get in.
I was overwhelmed by your awesomeness.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Were you thinking about me
grasping the reigns of power tightly as they strained and swelled in my firm grip, guiding them deftly wherever I chose before swiftly letting go and firing my commands all over your chebs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

*and is done*
I'm going to find Wookiee and annoy him and then go the Bash.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Have fun

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

"I get the feeling that this gnome has reopened an old wound"
*sniggers*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

When V takes his pointy gnome hat off
his head is the same shape underneath.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Poor cone-head.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Does he use his pointy head to reopen old wounds?
Oh that's tickled me no end...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

And tins, yeah.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

And pierce film lids
several times
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Maybe sausages.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Never prick sausages!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I meant "sausages".

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Like the "sausages"
that CHCB keeps in her pants?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

That's a midget.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

No, that's Captain V
your doing a Clendrix again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Midgetest Cunt

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)