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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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alright tone

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:07, 243 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alright rose

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

so, off topic moves pretty damn slowly eh

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

NOT US THOUGH
NOT FUCKING US.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

how long do you think before someone notices this?
and becomes upset
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)

never
i think they've abandoned shit and ship
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

OH LOL
MAN I AM SO TOTALLY PISSED
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

AM HAVE
+THE BED
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

LULZ

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I WANT YOU IN ME RIGHT NOW

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I WILL PLAY NO PART IN THIS I'M CONSIDERABLY UNDERAGE.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

NOW YOU FUCKING TELL ME

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

WE GOT US A CAMWHORE

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

DONT MAKE OUT LIKE YOUVE NOT SEEN IT ALL

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

£20 top up voucher if you do the thing with the ping pong balls again

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

i get something like 3000 free texts anyway maaan slip me a bottle of lambrini and i'll do that thing with the cream

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

NO WAI!
you're too young to be drinking Lambrini
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

strawberry flavour pls

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

sooo
what's new with youuu?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

i came over to off topic
it's awesome!
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

we should totally take it
no one else wants it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

it's totally ours

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

*raises flag*

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

we should have designed a flag :(

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

i have a pair of knickers we can run up instead
my knickers are red and they have podka dots on
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

*checks contents*

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

you like what you see?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)

no
i thought you were a man :(
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

im 14
will that not suffice?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

i'm only 12
but i like older women
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

i have a macbook and like £350 in my bank

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

hahah
don't you usually post under a different name?
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

:O
OH NO HE DINNN'T
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

jesus man
why did you make that reference? it's a fucking mine field
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

awww fuck it
i can't stand her anyway
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

i hate the way it replies it every thread as if the question was:
"imagine /talk is your blog"
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

batdyke would fucking DIG it here

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

i remember her
if she's lurking: make up your fucking mind
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

yeah
AND I NEVER LIKED THOSE FUCKING SHOES
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

ebay innit

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

:((((((
shoes off ebay man. bet there were a few toe oysters in there and everything
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Brace yourself

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)

want to play?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

We're all out
Having lives.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

bite number one

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

:O
hello!
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

i said, hello!

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

alright tone

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

alright rose

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

sooo
what's new with youuu?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

i just discovered off topic
it's the best!
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

i love it here
lets stay!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

we totally should

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

we should totally take this shit to qotw
oh wait we have HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

~~the best~~ like the rest of b3ta, but harder to navigate
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

i've clicked i lke this on every post i've replied to
/ac
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

/offtopic people get pished on a Saturday night
OH LOOKY I BITED
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

bite harder bite harder!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

i'm pissed
who's saying i'm not pissed?
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

WHooooer you callin' pissed!?
Ahhll glass yee ya cun'
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

You are SO gay
or if you are gay, you are SO hetero
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

you tell him

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Perhaps I'm BI?!
Which would mean you are SO asexual. Which would be narstee
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

You are SO assexual

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

i know i am

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

me too!
srsly, where the hell is my quick reply
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

dewd
have you checked where you are? who the fuck needs that here?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

i need it
i forget what the hell i'm replying to
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

to me. always to me.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

ur well fit
wana ciber?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)

oh man i'd SO be up for that after this 8% wine just wait

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

whoa, he's spoken for

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

(sammi)
( ;) )
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

well i'm hardly going to reply to broadsword
he put it in sammi you know :(
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

aw man he'll be PISSED now

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

i fucking pwned him earlier on /talk
and he affected to not notice it, what can you do
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

lol wut

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

you know

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

narstee :(

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

alright rosalicious

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

alright broadsword
totally taking over /offtopic right here
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Can I just say
I loved the pics of your nips on links
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

i love the way they brush my knees

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I'm so fucking hot right now
really should get the air con looked at
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

what are you doing here
don't you have disableds to be having sex with
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Your mum was busy tonight unfortunately

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

she's just sick of how badly you tip
:(
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I cant help my helmet grot

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

i wish she wouldn't kiss me on the lips
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

man, I love your mums dirty cheesy lips

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

doesn't the stubble annoy you though?

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)

that shit floats my boat
and by 'shit' I mean your mums muffstauche. And by 'boat' I mean my hairy anus
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

i don't judge
i only wish bob todd would post more on /talk
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

~~post~~ shit
~~/talk~~ my head
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

well, i'm not sure i'm into that sort of thing
but i'd give it a try, why not
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

gaz me if you're interested

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I want you WELL up me

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

i get that a lot

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

i fucking love bob todd

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)

me too!

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

haha you should totally gaz her up

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

i'm such an awful troll
she'd think i was taking the piss
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

she'd be all over you like flies round shit.
oh.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

you didn't see that post that Lu linked then?
that was grim
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

link a brother up

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

WARNING: THIS IS NAUSEATING
www.b3ta.com/talk/1060852
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

christ you ever read the one about the water in the pan splashing back on her minge?
:////////////////////
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

oh yeah
I copy-pasted that one to literotica.com, it was a big hit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

she must be a mong right?
i mean, who the fuck would post that shite? fuck all that im eating my donner now i cant be thinking of her minge and bits and jamrags and that.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

:D

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

DEVIANT.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

rofl hot sauce

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

fuck orf i got an extra pot of fucking chilli sauce and everything :(((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

haha, you're eating Bob Todd's labia
haha
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Isn't this the question we should all ask ourselves?

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

i just noticed this
yes, basically
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

LOL
.
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

cool and the gang
go get some ibuprofen mi compadre
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I heard some KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAnd today
It was rad
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

you need to get out more. or work. or get out more.
or yeah. stuff and that. kc maaaaan :(((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

I WENT OUT YOU CUNT :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)

hahahahah
NOT TO CLAIM DOLE I SHOULD IMAGINE YOU MONG
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I fucking love KFC
not sure its relevant but I needed to get it out there
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

i don't
i like burger king, but only with the tomatoes removed
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

i like a donner but burnt with extra chilli sauce fucking christ im hungry

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

i'm getting hungry too
but i'm too drunk to deal with take away people
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

im so gonna order a donner like totally ordering right now

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

it's too late!

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

no way man i am doing it i am all over that shit

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

ok, order me one too then

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

oh man i have donner and chips and fucking extra chilli sauce you are so out

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

:(

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I'd eat some chicken

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

STOP TEASING ME :((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

hello Nick!

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Hello well
is timmy trapped down you?
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

i don't know that meme
assuming it is a meme
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

LITTLE TIMMY'S TRAPPE DOWN A WELL? YOU SURE SKIPPY?
etc...
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

ah right
i see it more as well as in well being to be honest

although everyone seems to think of me as a hole in the ground full of water
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Do you own a bucket?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

i do
but it came with the house i think

at least i've never been out to buy one
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Good,
call it steve.
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

nick would fucking know he's like 50 i think

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

he's 21
and his dog has downs

leave the poor guy alone
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

My dog does not have downs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

denial :(

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

does it have a girlfriend?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

it has 2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

fuck

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Alright, dave?

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

hello sexy
did you get my text?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Yep.
I sent it to 12 people as instructed. I don't need to have 12 years of bad luck!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

:(((((
i took that photo for you
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

what?
i thought i was the only one :(
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

O, I'm sorry.
It just looked like a comedy picture message.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

totally eating a kebab here

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Oh man.
Chili sauce, boss?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

damn straight
salad and pickled chillies too
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Blimey!
You have a grreat kebab house! I give you special price, boss!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Alright love?
want some relish?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

fuck off back to qotw

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Excuse me?

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

i think it was fuck off back to qotw

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I would say fuck off back to talk but it's nice having new people here

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

really?
can we stay?
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

If you want, not up to me
shrugs
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

i might
it's a bit slow usually though
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

That's why I like it here
I don't have time to keep up with talk for long periods.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

fucking dead before we turned up.
in fact, i think this is the busiest its been all fucking month
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

more like ever

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

It's the weekend, most people are out or playing WoW
I am neither, just tired is all.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

LIES!
You LOVE WoW. You even go to cos play parties dressed as your character. You must, you're on QOTW after all.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

If I actually knew what WoW was other than what wikipedia has to say I might agree
but I have no inclination to delve further.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

aww pull the fucking other one love
i've been lurking all fucking month it's DEAD here
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Well post and it wont be so dead then
No point complaining if you don't want to be part of the solution is there?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

no one bothers replying to us /talkers

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Sure we do
Wormy, Gonz, Psychochomp, Kristine, Gumsy...they're all regulars on here.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

that is one HELL of a guest list right there homie

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

But of course
Like I said, everyone is welcome on here so long as they're not boring. Can't get rid of psychochomp
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

rofl 200 replies to this thread
roflololmao
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

cos its fucking THRILLING is why

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

i hate /talk

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

i hate b3ta
i hate you
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

me too!

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

wooyayhoopla!
nicely.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

i don't lurk /board
sorry
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

i lurk everywhere

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

~~everywhere~~ in your pants
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:10, Reply)

:/

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

meh, /talk is just as dead
i guess no one stays in and drinks alone anymore
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

EDIT:

New NOT BORING people here
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

what am i classed as?
god i can't wait to find out
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

New and Not Boring?
That's what I meant, anyway.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

oh, ok
thanks
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

he's only saying that cos he's seen my tits

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

They were *tits*?
Blimey, I just thought you were an old man...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

~~thought~~ + hoped
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

You've ruddy well got me there.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

you've got tits?
:/

i thought you were a guy
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

its the tache right :(((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

no,
i like the tache
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

We've already got enough boring ones
so new blood is welcomed
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

well who knows
i'll have a look and see how the day shift is
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I wont be on there anymore
but most of them are alright.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

slow mate. slow.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Easy on the relish, ta.
I don't like it too tomatoe-y. And I have a ~~skirt~~ kilt to fit in to!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Tomatoes are bad and wrong
Have you had a fitting since the one last month to check?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Oh fucking ha ha
:)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Not in a bad way.
Brides get several fittings, so no reason why the groom shouldn't.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Nah, it's all good.
I had to go get my wedding ring sorted today, as they gave me the wrong size the first time, the dolts. And I bought a job lot of new books too. A good Saturday!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

dolts?
Surely you mean spazmodic cunts?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Well, yeah.
The 'person' I spoke to was about 16 and seemed to not understand the concept of 'It's the wrong size. No, look, if I shake my hand it comes off'.

Pff. That sounded a bit rude!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Oh dear, just what you want from a ring seller
Maybe you could have offered to show him your perfectly sized ring instead?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

the bloke was saying "pleeeenty salad, is good for you yes"
as he loaded lettuce onto the warmed-up strips of month-old zombie flesh
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Kebabs:
1 of your 5 a day*.

*May contain dead dog, a horrific amount of saturated fat and dyssentry. But damn, they're good!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

its when youre mashed and they start serving you from the SILVER TIN OF LIES i start to get the shakes
FUCKING CARVE MY FUCKING MEAT YOU LAZY PIKEY CUNTS
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

totally fucking ordered one

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

:(

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

i'm so hungry
also, what are you doing over here
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

actually, never mind
i just found a pack of skittles
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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

some jailbait slapper GAZed me a link
so I figured I'd come here and discuss my dinner
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

i fucking love dinner and that but i dont like discussing dinner an ting go fucking figure boss

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

you're always talking about dinner :(

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well, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Top 3 zombie films of all time?
Zombies on a plane
Day of the dead
Shaun of the dead
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

that Resident Evil one where you proper get to see her tits and a bit of fanny if you're quick on the pause button

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

i like the one where they eat the people and shit and then die at the end

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I'd totally like to lose my mess up Milla Jovovich's poo pipe

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

haha, you probably don't know what that means, what with you being 14 and all that

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

aw man you got me there but you told me you were 16 do you do "stuff "?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I've missed that bit then
third one was awful though
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

no wai! the third one you get to see loads of tit, that's the best one

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

And lots of dead Milla Jovovovovovich's.
LOTS of them.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

If you say so

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

srsly gonna get it on bluray

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I have no bluray player
but I'll watch it again at some point.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

bit at the end where there's all those clones of her, quick pause button, definite fanny visible and serious amounts of tit
srsly, great film
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

That's not what I'd be watching it for primarily
but no harm in looking
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

well I don't think anyone would watch it for the plot or the acting

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

A friend of mine decided to analyse them for his dissertation and make comments on the crossover from game to film
I think he wanked and fell asleep lots as he failed the dissertation.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

he did i saw him

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hmm.
Shaun of the Dead
28 Days Later
Dawn of the Dead
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Oh and 28 weeks later
was a lot better than I thought it was going to be
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

I love the bit on the Underground with the night vision.
Very cleverly done. And the music is brilliant.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Fucksocks. I've deleted my copy of it. Need to find another one now.
I bought it when it came out, but then loaned it to a mate who's loaned it to someone else :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)

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