I love the sig.
I don't think the world is ready for The Son of V.
( thealternativefact, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I concur

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You mean the daughter of CHCB
She's maaaaaad!
( Captain V, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

She's my bearded friend.

( thealternativefact, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

He's jealous
because our beards are better than his.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

On Saturday morning, Wookiee opened his bag
and was enraged to find a rogue beard hiding in there.
"Some bastard put this in my bag," he shouted.
I admitted it was me and he threw it at me. You'd think he'd appreciate the help.
( thealternativefact, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Help me help me
I can't stop laughing!
( Captain V, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Now I am too.

( thealternativefact, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

He's not allowed to tell you his good news til the second trimester

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Shhh
They'll work out that I'm pregnant
( Captain V, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Telling my parents was the worst.
They think I've thrown my life away. But I said I'd stick by you. I'll see you right.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)