Things are slow here at the moment,
so take some time to sit back and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
YM is inappropriate because I don't have one.
Al is OK though, you can do him. He loves it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:37, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damn straight.
How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'm OK ta!
Mong hand has returned to normal size.
When are you going on holiday?
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Has it gone
purple yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

No, I got lucky.
It's fine :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Friday morning
Will you miss me and my small but perfectly formed penis?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'll miss your middle-class attitudes and bike-related drudgery.
But I won't miss your teeny tiny penis because I plan to slice it off and keep in in a jar next to my bed.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Sat in my garden
drinking pear cider. Whilst playing poker. Preferably with people and not by myself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Ooooh
Yeah a pear cider would be lovely right about now!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I would like to be playing pool and drinking a beer.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Can I play?
I suck though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Yes, that's no problem.
I'm not particularly good either.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

yeah you do
that's why the boys like you so much
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Damn straight

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I'd quite like to be lounging in bed with a cuddly lady
and maybe a joint and some cocktails and some chilled house playing quietly on the stereo and a family-sized tub of margerine.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Lamb? Beef?
You'll get gravy everywhere.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Pork!
*beams*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

BEST OF ALL THE MEATS

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I'm a sucker for a good boiled gammon joint.
I'm so proud of how interesting this post is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Saving the world.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

From what?

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Swine flu,
Actually I'm not I'm just seeing how the flu line thing is going to affect capacity on the telephony switches.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

The flu line thing is ridculous.
Mongs will ring it up about everything.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

better than going to their gp's

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Me

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Don't you get tired of that?
You must have forearms like Popeye.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Tired of what?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Doing yourself.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

He's been taking tips from wookie

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Wookiee is at Olympic standard.
I'm going to get 2012 tickets.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

The first
two rows are likely to get wet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

It'll be like a crack has appeared in the Hoover Dam.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I may just watch it
on TV
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

2012 tickets?
For you and 2011 friends, presumably.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Yes.
The rest will be terribly disappointed.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

If they're not in the top 2011
then bugger them, I say. They can buy their own tickets.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Absolutely.
Despite evidence to the contrary, there just doesn't seem to be enough Clendrix to go round.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I for one never think I get enough Clendrix for my money

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I'd
like to be on the beach somewhere in North Devon, running around with an ice cream and my parents dog.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

A proper answer!
Actually, I'd like to be walking across Bodmin Moor on such a breezy day.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Mine was a proper answer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

So was mine!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

You two mentioned gambling, drugs and alcohol.
I assumed that all b3tans were already doing this - this thread is about what we'd like to do instead.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Well at the moment I'm at work
so not doing any of those things :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Your job is rubbish.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I'm fully aware of this thank you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Oooh
I've never been there before, I wanted to go when I went to Cornwall a few years ago, but ended up having a week of drunken madness in Mevagissey and a trip to MINIATURE WORLD - Which was pants.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Hmmm...have you looked at the b3ta calendar recently?

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Noooo...
...should I?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Yes...
next Easter.
I was thinking a good Bash hangover cure would be a trip to Bodmin Moor :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Ooooh
Cooooool, that sounds like a plan. I would really like to go!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

the best hangover cure is going for a surf
and what better place for me laugh at teach you all?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Yes, there's nothing quite like
a mouthful of sea water to make you vom your quivering, alcohol-ridden guts up. And being twatted in the back of the head by a dirty great piece of plastic is a great way to get rid of that headache.

no, I can't surf worth a damn. And yes, I am bitter.
(berk, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I've never vommed in the sea while surfing off a hangover
also, being hit in the head is unusual. and they're not plastic. apart from that, you are spot on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

It was polystyrene
because it was cheap and rented, and polystyrene is a type of plastic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic#Types_of_plastics

/pedant.
(berk, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

alright I'll grant you that polyethylene and epoxys are plastics

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'd rather
sit on the beach eating chips and making a sand castle, I lack the balance for surfing!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I lack the balance for making sand castles.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Hehe
You can collect the water for the moat if you like then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

It's slow here too
so it's not like I'm busy, but I would much rather be lying in a field somewhere quiet in the sunshine, drinking cider and having a cheeky smoke.

Chances of that happening soon are nil. Boo :(
(berk, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

My missus.
Instead, I'm at work, pounding away at my keyboard instead :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Mash it. Mash it hard.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I'd like to be in bed.
Preferably with someone else but alone would also be fine. A good book and a cup of tea would be fine company.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)