I just don't fucking get it
A girl claims to like me, and claims to call me her boyfriend. However, when she comes round mine for food (and leaves my keyboard as greasy as hell) she decides to play games on Facebook and chat with her friends.

And then says she has a good time and wants to come round tomorrow. And yet I feel like I'm competing with a fucking website.

Am I missing something here? Or is she just an antisocial cow who I'm better off without?

/rare mention of personal life blog
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:40, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If she's not techie
the internet could probably "break" tomorrow so there are no distractions.
Or just talk to her about it.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest with you P to the B, I've read jurrasic park, and are you sure she isn't a compy?
Because that's the sort of whacked up shit they get up too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)

This is a job
for surprise sex!

But seriously, lets be honest. "A girl claims to like me and claims to call me her boyfriend" is probably not actually your girlfriend is she? The truth is, you fancy her, and she kind of likes you, but she's just not that into you. Youre nice and all, and you let her use your computer which is sweet you know, and maybe, she'll let you put your hand down her knickers every now and then but do you ever notice she never really reciprocates?

She comes round for food and facebook? If she came round for cock fun and spunk then she's your girlfriend. (Oh god youre not 12 are you? If so, then, well, ignore that bit)

Its called denial, and its a powerful state to be in. Basically, she's waiting for someone better to come along. Dont take that personally, theres another girl somewhere waiting for *you* to come along so take heart.

So basically, she's a friend. If she wasnt, you'd be clear on your status, and you'd have called her 'my girlfriend' and not 'this girl'. Your 'relationship' exists mainly in your head so sorry, but lifes too short. Move on.

Or, what the guy above said. Although I didnt understand it.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

did you try falling asleep with your lad inside her front bottom?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)

That's the problem with these imaginary girls, they're so feckless.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)

I hope you're not referring to his EX-FIANCEE, who was real, and actually existed, and was not a figment of his imagination in any way

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:46, Reply)

And conveniently broke up with him two days before the bash he was bringing her to.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:47, Reply)

Hang on, what's a girl?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Ask Sammi, I'm sure she can show you the requisite parts.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)

My wife spends more time on ebay than talking to me
it just women, they're mental.

Yesterday she told me that if the right guy swept her off her feet she'd have an affair. She then went back to her beloved ebay to look at cribs. As if I'd have another child with her after saying that!
( Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)