Isn't Birmingham
supposed to have the highest amount of cases? I'm surprised you haven't had it already
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I loved that this morning on GMTV
penny whatsherface had the audacity to ask the shadow health minister if things were just being hyped up too much. From a programme which practically has their presenters orgasming over how bad swine flu is.

Really fucks me off. It's a fucking bug, you'll probably get it, you'll feel shit for a week or so and then you'll go back to work. A very tiny percentage of people who get it will die. That's sad, but if they die they are clearly weak specimens and would have died of something else soon enough.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

I like how giving a name to a flu strain rather than a letter number combo
instantly makes people freak out. Statistically you're more likely to die from the seasonal one than any of the major "panics" of recent years.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

And indeed you're 46%
more likely to die in a Badger Vagina related falling injury than from the flu.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)