Why haven't you signed up for the Cornwall Bash,?
Hmm?
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you're a terrible monster.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Better a terrible monster than an awful penis.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

True.
I emailed you, btw.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I AM LOVELY, SO FUCK OFF SHITHEADS

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

LOVELY A TERRIBLE MONSTER
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

I have two new bites :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Thos are nipples.
Most people have them.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Even vampires?
Check your chest, fang-features.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

*checks*

I said MOST people :(
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Nipplemong.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

HAve they
gone purple yet? Not that I want you to go purple... I just think it would be funny if you had a big purple hand
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

One is on my forearm and one on my upper arm.
They are very warm.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Are you allergic to bugs or something?
I'm a bit allergic to wasp stings, I got stung in the crotch once, it wasn't fun.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Some bug bites
lead to cellulitus which is all of the awesomes.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Cellulitus can lead to necrosis.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I've never had reactions like these ones before.
Something big and friendly must be in my bed.
*cries at unreality of this statement*
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I think
spider bites are a fairly common cause of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Does Clendrix
have a large grumpy spider in her bed?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I wonder.
I might have to go and check later.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

If you're lucky
it might have a big cock and like hawking on peoples chebs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Oh I do hope so.
Plus all those hands. Eight spider hands.
*waits for Kaol's rage*
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)

*shrugs*
But I don't expect the uneducated to know the details.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

:(
Have you tried hoovering your mattress?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

That sounds like a euphemism

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

It's not.
I'm thinking something along the lines of Pulex Irritans.
Hopefully not Rhodnius prolixus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodnius_prolixus
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Actually I did about three weeks ago.
I might have to check again - Foxy sleeps on my bed and because she has long hair, she tends to bring visitors in with her.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I got stung on my bellend once
That really hurt!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Told you not to fuck a wasp nest.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Haahahahaha.
That was Kaol's zoological advice and you ignored it at your peril, Spikey.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I didn't
It was just the one wasp! I forgot the lube and he got angry!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I didn't sign up because I didn't know it was happening
But I have now.

Of course you should just have it in my town that way I don't have to travel :P
( Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Bloody cheek!
I might move it to Truro though, so that's a bit closer for you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Indeed you should :P
Old Ale House!

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/38/3809/Old_Ale_House/Truro

This city centre pub not only has an eye catching exterior but also offers one of the better selections of ales we found on our recent travels around the area. The interior of the pub is altmospherically dark and dingy with bare floors and a tatty feel but full of character with shed loads of beer mats, drink towels, old adverts, beer fest menus and pump clips stretching across the walls and ceilings. Some of it has obviously been there for years and the general impression is that anything that gets put on the walls stays there until it rots and falls off. The floors are strewn with the shells of complimentary peanuts so probably not the best place for sufferers of nut allergies but it is fun to crunch them all underfoot. Many of the tables and even some seats are made from converted barrels.
( Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)