Just get some of that
gelatine gel stuff to smear on your thighs to prevent chaffage, then hike away. If you hike lots your things won't be as fat and you won't need the gel anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your things?
GTFO, Al. You are mindless.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Sorry that should have been thighs

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

gelatin gel?
are you telling me to rub jello all over me?

have I wandered onto a weirdo porn or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Al is a sick man.
Very sick.
He'll be dead before you get here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

are you going to kill him?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Yes.
I shall squeeze him to death.
He'll love it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

She's going to
suffocate me with her muff. It'll be a great way to go.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

We're both going to have a lot of fun.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)