Oh. My. Fucking. God.
This is your new Best Post Ever.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to start telling people i'm in the housing business
Because I dig holes in fields before they put the houses up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm gonna tell people I am a famous author
because my office is Virginia Woolf's old dressing room.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I was just gonna warn her if it was a bug-infested one :p

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

You are so funny, Kaol.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I don't have to take this shit.
I'm going to the South Pole in my Jet.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Fuck off are you.
Get your own bloody ideas.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh Edmund!
You're back, you old rogue, you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

HAHAHA!
What happens if I click "I LIKE THIS" on every one of his posts?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I 'll be crowned King of Off Topic.
But that's ok, I'll make you my Royal Hotel Zoologist.
Honestly, what sort of a person makes absurd claims about their qualifications on the internet?
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

He's your perfect match, Edmund.
You should marry him...
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

NOT AGAIN!

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Show us your cock first!

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)