o hai!
I speak far too many languages (French, German, Italian, minimal Spanish, Latin) and confuse them all when tired (drink improves them, oddly).

I also swear at my flatmate in French since he can't understand me... well, he knows I'm cussing him out but he doesn't know what I'm saying.

How are you my dear? Cocktail?
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

argh I'm jealous, I want to speak many languages and be smart !!
Let me borrow your brain for the day.

I'm okay, ta. I've been invited to an MMA match on saturday and to the bar my former owns...*buys sexy outfit*

How are you??
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

All kinds of fluffeh but not enjoying being at work after a week off...
Amazing how quickly you get used to being a lady of leisure. So many times I've nearly said "no, can't be arsed" today and yesterday...

Ooo. Intriguing. I used to love going out to places I knew my ex would be - the cuntish one with the child - and making sure I looked good. Would love to hear what his reaction is!
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

that's me EVERY day, I can't believe I still have a job !
he wasn't really an ex just a former "lover"
nothing untoward happened we just moved on
I'm not even sure he's going to be there but I wouldn't mind seeing him ;)

And I also know about the ex business, nasty stuff that, I always manage to see the one when I'm looking my worst :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

The thing that always amazes me is my boss compliments me on my professionalism
and work ethic. It's because they never ever see me doing anything non-work-related (my day has a 50:50 work:read b3ta on phone/clean out inbox/try not to murder whingey colleague/email Pot ratio.

Most exes are cunts, in my experience, bar the one I still live with and the last one before him... TEWC was something else entirely, though and the last time I saw him I looked an absolute state and dived into a shop so I wouldn't have to give him the time of day! He lives about 50 miles away now as opposed to 15 so life is grand :)
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

oh.......I get yelled at all the time

I've only deliberately avoided one person ever and it was my former best friend who was in a restaurant, when I walked in I saw her and immediately left.
/spazz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I did that once in Switzerland with Stalker Girl.
Saw her coming and darted into a café and hid. I'm still amazed she didn't follow me in there and start screaming!
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creepy!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Oh, she's terrifying.
The day she found out - or thought she did - that the guy she was shagging had given her Something Nasty (was it chlamydia, was it warts, or was it just attention-seeking?) and followed him around campus screaming at him "YOU'VE BEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU? HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THIS I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS!"

Bar the first two sentences, that's what she said to me when she found out I had a boyfriend.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

D:
I would've knocked her a good one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I'm still ashamed I didn't.
She needs a right good trouting still. And she's just had her hair cut which makes her look like Ann Widdecombe.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)

HOTT

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw it.
Facially she looks like Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances, so even better now! *preens self*
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

ooooooooooooh wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Not good at all, eh?

( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

well, you can't really help how you look
but
if she's a cunt she oughtta be waterboarded or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

She is Queen Cunt of Cuntland.
Waterboarding is too nice. The only thing that works is a huge trout to the face.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)