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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've only deliberately avoided one person ever and it was my former best friend who was in a restaurant, when I walked in I saw her and immediately left.
/spazz
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Saw her coming and darted into a café and hid. I'm still amazed she didn't follow me in there and start screaming!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

The day she found out - or thought she did - that the guy she was shagging had given her Something Nasty (was it chlamydia, was it warts, or was it just attention-seeking?) and followed him around campus screaming at him "YOU'VE BEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU? HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THIS I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS!"
Bar the first two sentences, that's what she said to me when she found out I had a boyfriend.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

She needs a right good trouting still. And she's just had her hair cut which makes her look like Ann Widdecombe.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Facially she looks like Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances, so even better now! *preens self*
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

but
if she's a cunt she oughtta be waterboarded or something
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Waterboarding is too nice. The only thing that works is a huge trout to the face.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)
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