Dunst right,
Dunst would fucking get it, she would, she'd fucking get it hard and she'd fucking love it, right? Now Fox, would probably get it, right, but I'd not really be putting my all into it right, 'cause I'd be finkin of Dunst yeah?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:10, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Totally, yeah.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I mean, all of these hot, successful, internationally recognisable women would be all over us, right?
And of course us, as blokes off the internet, would be batting them off with a stick right?

Totally.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Too fuckin' right we would
I'd have to buy an extra stick, in case I broke the first one trying to dissuade that Nicole whatserface from the pussycat dolls from trying to suck me off every chance she gets.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm surrounded by Page Three STUNNAS right at this very moment.
It's an astonishingly tough existence.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Are they in your ferarri while Mr T sucks you off?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I killed Mr T because he doesn't understand cricket.
I punched him hard in the face. George Peppard is my new best friend now. And he had BETTER NOT BE A DICK.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

George Peppard would make an excellent best friend
good choice.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I think he would smell a bit
and bits would keep falling off him
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

picky fucker

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

He'd get on well with ym then.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I wouldn't let a girl in my ferrari
they'd keep adjusting the rear view mirror to do their lipstick and I wouldn't be able to see the look of disgust and envy on the faces of the people I cut up.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Be impressed, I do my mascara with my mouth closed
Not many people can. It's a skill I've honed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ouch that hurts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)