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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who's had half of Hollywood?
Flim? Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Hey, don't feel bad
she had all that, and she chose you in the end. So that's good right?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Yeah buddy, don't feel bad about being the consolation prize
we've all been there.
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What, with DiT's mrs?
Yeah, we've all been there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)
And would again
so would. She's a total hottie.
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She so is.
She's outta my league, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
We all think this
I especially like her bee outfit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)
PERVERT! PERVERT!
ONLINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far
til she screams AL on the wedding day and they drive off together in a Saxo
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I've cleaned the back seat and everything

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:25, Reply)
Good to go
Now get wooing and don't tell the missus.
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:(
And all that effort of writing the speech for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)
sadfaces

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It's OK
She says she's not going to leave me.

Unless it's a cunning rouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)
Tell her I'm impressed that she managed to fool you that easily
without even having to flash her boobs at you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)
O GOD!
She flashed her boobs at me! I'm doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)
Can you try and remember the speech
and post the best bits online afterwards so we can all have little internet cries.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)
I could do that.
UPDATE: Flim says that she actually would leave me for you, but you would have to be driving a Bugatti Veron.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)
I wonder what she'd leave you for me for
ponders tasty food from M&S as cunning ruse
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She says that Flake Ice Cream would do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)
sweeeeeeeeeet
hot foots it to Iceland and gets cab to Flimland
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*resigns self to a lonley life in Leytonstone*
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)
Best place for your sort ,)
Night cunts, mwah
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