*something about vaginas*

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Are you just obsessed
with mine because I'm the only woman that will talk to you and you have started thinking up bizarre sexual acts you would like to do with me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Do you really want me to answer that?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Oh do I get a choice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Now
I have never mentioned performing bizarre sexual acts on you, so I think that's a little bit of a freudian slip there. It's okay, don't be embarrassed, lots of women have been know to get all fizzy when I'm nearby, there's no shame in it.

But I'm afraid I do have to inform you that, as a soon to be married man, you're going to have to settle for frigging yourself off in front of me.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

oh no
how ever will i cope i just dont know what i am going to do oh no i have already lost the ability to capitalise the world may very well be ending or at least my world.

please somebody hold me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

There there, it'll be okay

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Will it?
I really don't know if I will be able to go on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*holds*


¬_¬



*gropes*
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

At least
I get to fondle your hair one last time this way

*fondles*
*gropes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)