At least it's not 8 miles wide.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're not quite up to TGB standard
but if you really put your mind to it, and you can find enough men, you can probably get pretty close by the time you start Uni. Just remember, sleeping with people to get them to like you is a perfectly legitimate way of making friends.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

^^
this

You're not quite up to TGB standard

Tell you what, I could head to the North West via the Midlands and do an intricate "field study" and write up my results in a special OT report. I'm sure I could get a grant from the EPSRC while I'm at it.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

That sounds like a great idea
remember to record your results carefully preferably in HD.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

:(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Actually
that probably should have been widescreen, rather than HD.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Aha!
So that's where I've been going wrong. I've been trying to do it the other way around.
Does it have to be lots of different men, or will the same one over and over work?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

The wider you cast your net
the better chance you have of catching a fish.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

But I really like this one.
I'm not even bored of him yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Well,
feel free to keep him over the summer, but if you're heading off in different directions for Uni, probably best to make a clean break of it from the start.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

This is true.
He's on a gap year next year. We've talked about his, and decided to ignore it til we have to do something about it.
He said: "We could always have a go at it after you leave. Though you'll probably want to be single just for freshers week. That's fine."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Now, he said that
but he didn't mean it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I know. :(
But I'd like to pretend he did.

"Why did you cheat on me, you whore!?"
"Er, you said I could."
This wouldn't really happen. I can't abide cheaters.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Just don't tell him
base everything you have together on a lie.

I can't see a problem with this scenario at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Nope, me neither.
That's what I did with the ex. The lie being there that I actually liked him and was attracted to him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

One piece of advice though
never volunteer to be the "victim" of a stage hypnotist. Or, like one of my friends, you'll be forever remembered as the girl that was happily sucking on a sex toy thinking it was a lollipop.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Ah, yes.
I'll definitely remember that one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)