I keep seeing
Midgets - 4 in one week so far.

People with gammy/fucked legs - probably 100 in the last month.

No correlation I dont think.

They're fuckin everyman, crazy little fuckers.

I think I'm turning into Jacob off of Jacobs Ladder when he kept seeing people with funny shakey heads everywhere. Ooh havent seen Jacobs ladder for ages, I must download that.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It was the same midget.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Midget stalker
FTW!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I'm seeing a midget
and I'm limping because I have a bad knee.

So it isn't just you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

That gives me officelols
Last night, we went out for dinner at a local steakhouse. There were at least 5 or 6 people in there, in different parties, either in wheelchairs or walkers.
The boyf looked at me and said "should have brought your walking cane" and I laughed and laughed and almost did a little wee.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)