Bev Vincent writes like a girl
www.storytellersunplugged.com/apparently-i-write-like-a-girl

Anyone ever mistaken you for the opposite gender?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:04, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Sadly yes.
At least three times that I can remember. Back when my hair was at its shortest.

One time I was even wearing short shorts and a low cut top ffs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

On a talker called Forest back in the day
I was constantly mistaken for a girl. My online persona was pretty effeminate I guess.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Nope,
I'm very rarely cleanly shaven.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

once when I had suuuuuuuper short hair a man came into work and asked if he 'needed to talk to that feller in the office'
oops :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

When I first joined here
everyone thought I was a guy :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

You're not?
*slicks back hair*
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I don't date vampires

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Me either!
*winks*
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Once
when I was about 13 a person gave me my shopping and said "here you go young lady"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Not personally; teh norks are too big for that.
My flatmate, on the other hand, is very tall and thin and has a ponytail. His job involves pulling a trolley backwards along a busy train and has lost count of the number of times men have gone "alright darlin'?" and then gone crimson when he turns around...
( Maladicta, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)

I have rather long hair
One day I was getting something out of the back of the car when I heard a small voice say "Daddy, what's that man doing?"
I looked up to see a man with equally long straight hair and a small boy.
The dad explained to the boy, while smiling apologetically at me, "not everyone with long hair like daddy is a boy."
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:30, Reply)

When I worked on a checkout.
A friend's four year-old daughter insisted I must be a girl because I was wearing earrings, much to the amusement of the long queue behind her.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)