Surely it's not illegal?
Maybe you heard it was illegal to sodomise owls rather than keep one. I imagine it would be.

What if the owl consented to being your pet? What then?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:04, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I read it somewhere on the internet, IT MUST BE TRUE
If he consented I'd totally put it in his butt
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Hahaha!
Maybe that's why their eyes are so big and they always look startled.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

he'll faxin love it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Byeee.
I'm off to bum a tawny.

See you soon.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

uh huh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)