Horses - best of all the animals?
Absolute shite.

Owls are.

They stay up all night (without drugs) and still look cool in the morning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:46, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hoots
Owls FTW
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Owls, YEAH!!
I quite want one as a pet.
I hear thats illegal.
Darn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Surely it's not illegal?
Maybe you heard it was illegal to sodomise owls rather than keep one. I imagine it would be.

What if the owl consented to being your pet? What then?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I read it somewhere on the internet, IT MUST BE TRUE
If he consented I'd totally put it in his butt
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Hahaha!
Maybe that's why their eyes are so big and they always look startled.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

he'll faxin love it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Byeee.
I'm off to bum a tawny.

See you soon.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

uh huh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)

How many Owls?
One Owl? Gedoudaheyar!
Two Owls? Nowyatorkeen!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I loath horses.
Worst of all the animals.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)