So would I, to be honest
But it's hardly best selling song material.

While we're on this grim female singer theme:-

"Sometimes the snow comes down in June" - yes, that's quite true.

"Sometimes the sun goes round the moon" - no, that's utter bollocks.

Daft bint.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

AAARGH.
My mother used to play this song on repeat when I was a mini Maladicta. It causes Elfen Lied-style rage in me!

Similarly, Cerys Matthews had the most irritating singing voice ever in her days with Catatonia...
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

You're female
Cerys Matthews' voice makes parts tingle that you don't have...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Very true, but I did use to be very into Catatonia
and now her voice does my head in! Still think her solo work is lully though...

Can't think of any male voices that have that effect on me. Well, one...
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

All of her is very fine
I wonder if she can cook?

I'm a modern man - I can iron, I can clean but cooking - beyond me.

If anyone knows, or sees Cerys kindly tell her to apply to The Disappointed, Disappointed Manor, The nice bit of Bradford.

I have a vacancy for a cook/cat and dog minder/sexy voiced singer. Occasional duties may include getting jiggy with a plump but very healthy middle aged man. Must smoke in back garden (if smoking required) and not nag me for driving too fast.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

I think she lives somewhere in bible belt America now.
Then again, being very familiar with the part of Wales she's from, I don't blame her!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Well that's her loss, isn't it.
Any other sexy voiced singers may apply.

I should add to the job description that you must understand that if we appear to be a little bit lost it's not a problem because I am an expert map-reader and no, we DON'T need a Satnav because if you'd not distracted me I wouldn't have missed that turn and anyway I know exactly where we are now. Yes we're in a field and some cows are looking at us but it's OK. I know what I'm doing.

Bedtime. 'Night, kids.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)