Gooooooood morning b3ta !
This is not a test, this is a morning thread, rockin' from the /talk to the /offtopic, it's O 6 thirty five, what does the Oh stand for it stands for OH MY GOD, IT'S TOO EARLY !.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:35, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes its far too early for such levity
Give it another hour, I need some tea and radio 4.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:04, Reply)

I am drinking tea and radio 4 is on in the background right this moment
OMG HES IN THE HOUSE
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:23, Reply)

Can you smell Earl Grey?
and can you hear a programme about witchcraft?

Don't look behind you.......

Just don't.....

I'll be gone in a minute.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:52, Reply)

If you have Sky
Turn to channel 806 and turn the volume up to 'annoyingly loud'. If it doesn't work, scan it up or down until you find some Pakistanis talking animatedly with terrible sound quality. Add a cup of tea and a copy of Autoroute.

This is my morning.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:56, Reply)