I would dress as a clown
And wander about killing people by forcing baloons down their throat and blowing them up till they suffocated.

I would then hold a huge dinner party, cook the corpses, and feed them to my guests and myself, thus destroying most of the evidence.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

eeeeeeep
clowns *shudders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

This is quite creepy
well done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

It was the clown bit wasn't it?
The rest was fairly normal.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

MOre you
stuffing rubber down people's throats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

But you know
You'd like to watch.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)