Rather outside of the intended spirit I feel.
However all contributions welcome. Would help if they were interesting.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have a secret hangar where I keep my fighter jet,
and a secret wife, although I'm worried the other wife is starting to suspect.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

haha
Nice timing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Pah
Not much of a secret is it, everybody knows.

nice one
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Sorry am I supposed to make it as interesting as yours?
ok my secret is that I eat my housemates food all the time. But it's a secret so I can't actually tell you what food it was I'm afraid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Less piss-takey
would be what I'd go for. I thought maybe there might be a few people who would like to know a little more of the Larkin death controversy. I also thought there might be a few people who could entice us with scandal; clearly I was wrong.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Wrong
ON THE INTERNET!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)