Let's whet some appetites...
...I know a secret, and I'm not allowed to say what it is. All I can say is that someone I know worked on the estate of Philip Larkin, and got to handle a bunch of tremendously interesting and revealing information. (That might only be interesting to those of a literary bent.)

What secrets can you tease us with, without actually telling us?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:27, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YM
(Thought I'd get it out of the way early on.)
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

OH my gawd yeah
this girl I know yeah is like totally doing something you shouldn't with someone she shouldn't because like if someone who knows the someone finds out they'll probably tell the significant someone of the someone.

It's like sooooooo totally top secret though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Rather outside of the intended spirit I feel.
However all contributions welcome. Would help if they were interesting.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I have a secret hangar where I keep my fighter jet,
and a secret wife, although I'm worried the other wife is starting to suspect.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

haha
Nice timing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Pah
Not much of a secret is it, everybody knows.

nice one
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Sorry am I supposed to make it as interesting as yours?
ok my secret is that I eat my housemates food all the time. But it's a secret so I can't actually tell you what food it was I'm afraid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Less piss-takey
would be what I'd go for. I thought maybe there might be a few people who would like to know a little more of the Larkin death controversy. I also thought there might be a few people who could entice us with scandal; clearly I was wrong.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Wrong
ON THE INTERNET!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Nice
/Jazz Club
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I know
This person who has blagged Thursday and Friday off work under false pretenses! Does that count?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oooh
I had one of those yesterday. I know someone pulled a sickie!! Bahhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Oh this ones
Not a sickie, it's even worse than that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

The plot
thickens!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

They have
Told the boss that they have an interview to go to in a far flung part of the country.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Well, Niel WELL fancies Katie and they had sex in an ally but I can't tell jullien because she was seeing him at the time and then they went out for a bit but it broke off because niel realised she isn't really what he is looking for in a partner.
It's a shame really because I quite fancied katie but she wouldn't go out with me, never mind, that's in the past now.


Phew, good to get that off my chest, thank's for that mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

god gonz
ur not taking this srlsy at all ur ruining it 4 evy1
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

It's ok, I got over it when niel gave me a copy of katie's home made porn and I realised she had bumhole hairs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Wait a sec, I've just read your thing.
Are you Merissa?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I knew someone who murdered someone and got away with it
but they died a few years ago so they can't go to prison now.

Just hull.
( Peej, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'm in your house
but I'm not telling you where or what size lump hammer I have.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I know when a big male Pop Star
has his next tour. Not that interesting really.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

ive already had sex three times with one of you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Was it me?

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I don't think anyone would admit to that
BOOOOYAH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You're just
Jealous.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Yeah
I am. And still crying about the fact I'm not loved by all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Aw Badger
Don't cry, not long till you see us all again.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

well i AM ginger

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Nowt wrong
With ginger folk!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
nothing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

of course not, its a SECRET innit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Sex is wrong
honestly, girls nowadays.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)

And my arse is still killing me
.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I know someone famous (ish)

Who likes to have girls fart in his mouth...seriously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)

War!
I know of a peacekeeping mission by a developed nation which was actually a planned invasion to recover radioactive material supplied by said nation, as the country invaded was teetering on the edge of civil war and the baddies had plans to get the material and make a dirty nuke from it.

It was all very interesting - especially the news coverage!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I know where literally millions of our tax pounds are being wasted.
And I can't do a fucking thing about it cos I'm not supposed to know.
(Donkey Hotay Tilting At Windmills Since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)