Crikey
I go away for a few days and suddenly previously amiable people are at each other's throats. What with all the people suddenly developing vaginas and then getting sand up them, I'm not at all sure I haven't fallen into some weird alternate /OT.

Used to be that people acted like cunts to each other in a good-natured way, now it seems to have taken on a distinct edge. Are all the nice ladies and gentlemen on here synchronising their periods or something?
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:22, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I ain't 'eard of you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Neither have I
Apparently he's been here 7 years, likes hoodies, is mellow, his dad is a policeman, and he has a pretty mouth.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)

no
that's because I don't post very often.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Oh, ok then, fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Do you like Call of Deuty 4?
That's the Modern Warfair one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Ok, I've tried to be friendly to you, you ovbously don't want to be friends with me.
That's it, I'm cutting you out of my life forever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Have you seen that will smith film?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Vipros and I just like bitching at each other
because (hopefully) we both know it's all for fun. Also you guys LOVE reading a bitch fight so shut your mouth
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)

PS
HIIIIYA!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:33, Reply)

the two of you
should just fuck like monkeys and get shot of all the sexual tension. You're only fooling yourselves, you know.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I couldn't deal with her constantly begging for more ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

yeah as in
Please tell me you have more than 2"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:39, Reply)

actual hearty lol there
damn you

edit: too busy laughing earlier to say that 2" diameter isn't enough for you. bit late, but thought I'd best mention it, lest anyone think I didn't see the retort that was begging to be made.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:55, Reply)

It's like Eminem and Kim, only with a little less violance and a little better beats.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:35, Reply)

the rhymes are sublimes
yo
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Pff.
I have no patience with those who enjoy being cuntish for the sake of being cuntish; there's banter and then there's just plain unnecessary. Fortunately, I can tell the difference.
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)

unfortunately
it appears that I can't :)
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:51, Reply)

My ignore list has doubled in size of late.
Come to us and be fluffeh and you shall be fine :)
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Ooh am I on it?
Ooh if I am you won't see this and I can continue to be cuntish
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:58, Reply)

Nah, you're cool.

( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:04, Reply)

how 'bout me?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:10, Reply)

And you :)

( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)

woo
validation!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)

Great innit?

( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)

*Stands in the queue for validation*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Go fuck yourself hippy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)

piss off with your pearl making malarkey
keep running your trap and you're gonna get a face full of period flavored vagina slushee

not from me though, I'm off
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Ho Kroney
Welcome to altOT, where everybody wears a goatey.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)