so...
did she shit herself with fury?
LOL
don't tease the natives, some of them bite...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

ha Loon - thanks!
Hi blaireau :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

hey there Poppet!
you okay?
fancy a Mojito?
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)

Yeah kinda.
My face has swollen hugely over night and I is in paaaaaain. You should see it, seriously. The right side of my cheek/jaw is HUGE. And under the left side of my jaw is all puffy too. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:15, Reply)

is you infected?
BLEH!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:16, Reply)

I don't think so.
I went to see the guy who stole my teeth on saturday, my mouth was all healed up nicely, no holes or swelling or anything. Mum's worried it's mumps, it's been doing the rounds for a couple of months now. I hope it's not!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

if it's mumps then you'll get sore bollocks...
unless you had them removed along with the teeth?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)

at birth.
:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:24, Reply)

I had the best mojito EVAH.
It was in Guatemala. The limes were just in season and they had fresh mint on hand, so everything was perfect.

I need to return to Antigua just for that.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)

I know how to make those.
/prouds :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

and now i feel all inadequate...
with my poor european made Mojitos...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

Yours are probably better than any I could make.
At least you can grow limes over there. Here they come from another state at best, so they're nowhere near as fresh.

It's okay, I have beer.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:24, Reply)

Nah, she was just stunned.
The guy behind the counter looked equally startled. I don't think they had time to process that I had just made a chicken rape joke before I left.

I was pretty proud of that one myself...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:55, Reply)

Ha. I'm proud of you too!
that's b3ta for you - corrupting all who pass through..
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)