Morning bitches
Some of you probably read cracked, some of you may have read Bonoman which made me laugh as it's taking the piss out of Bono which I approve of.

I can't think of a question today so feel free to just bitch about "celebrities". I had the misfortune to catch the last 5 minutes of Big Brother last night before Charlie Brooker's show and I can't believe they have manged to find such incredible retards and left them in a house unsupervised and they have managed to not burn the house down yet. If they did burn down the BB house I think viewership would skyrocket, place your bets on how many housemates would think sitting under a table protects you from fire.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:49, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bono
is a cunt. Not only do I have to suffer his intolerable wailing on the ipod ads but he's now pimped himself out to Blackberry, whose 30 second tv spots are on far. too. fucking. often.

Have you seen Ross Nobles rant about Bono perchance?
(berk, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah I
have bitched about the bonno blackberry union before :p

I have not seen the mightly Nobles rant about Bono but I am now (edit: oops didn't mean not!) expecting great things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I have pretty much stopped watching TV
I buy box sets of shows like "The Wire" and "Pushing Daisies" and I watch films. I also read a lot. I would go as far as saying that I hate TV (or at least 95% of it).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Pretty much this
House, The Wire and South Park.

My TV isn't even connected to an aerial socket.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I watch very little TV nowadays.
Which is a shame because I have a lovely telly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

You can still watch awesome films on it though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I do.
I can haz Lovefilm membership : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Same here
I tend to use iPlayer if there is anything on the BBC. The rest of my TV watching consists of movies that I buy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Sad but true
I bought a TV at Christmas because, in essence, it was shiny and I wanted it to watch dvds on. I hadn't owned a tv - hadn't even really watched any tv for five years previously.

There's shit all on, that's why. It's almost permanently on Dave for reruns of QI, top gear and mock the week, with occasional ventures on to the BBC.
(berk, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah
I think that 99% of stuff that's on the TV is utter crap. Saying that, I would whole heartedly recommend that everybodt watch Psychoville, it's outstanding!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I have a confession....
I've become addicted to Come Dine With Me, it's absolutely fantastic!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I can't say
That I have ever watched it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I'm not sure exactly what makes it so brilliant
the inevitable dullard, the inevitale drunkard, the fake "mmm", the running to the toilet to vomit up the hideous course, the behind the back bitching or the simple AWFULNESS of some of the dishes the people cook up!

Last night a man wrapped pork in HAY! For no good reason. He also called it his signature dish despite only cooking it once 20 years ago
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

My flatmate likes this programme
except when I'm there, because I slag everyone off at top volume.
I know! I can barely believe it either.
( thealternativefact, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Oh My God
That sounds like complete wank, I bet it's a lot of fun to watch though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

It's awesome
Clendrix I can't believe that at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)