So someone slit his wrists whilst watching Big Brother
but surely he's not the first to get the urge to do so?

entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6731698.ece

*Disclaimer - I have never watched Big Brother, so for all I know it may be entirely uplifting and jolly entertainment full of intellectual conversations and interesting moments*
( ascorbate, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If he had slit his wrists
whilst in the BB house that wuld have been good TV
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I would hope that the paramedics responding
would enter the house shouting "Jacko's dead!" etc...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

hmm
probably should read it first everyone. He was a contestant, and was watching it after being evicted. TBH, they should all do it. And let the programme die a painful but quick death. It needs aborting on every level.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

That Jade Goody should do this next
What? She's dead!?

AND THERES A WHALE IN THE THAMES!?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

officelol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I know
it's a bit of a sad wee story - poor guy was clearly unbalanced - but still, who hasn't had the urge to slit their wrists when they realise that Big Brother (or Hollyoaks) is on next, and if you don't change channels NOW, you may have to sit through the theme tune etc etc.
( ascorbate, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I think wanting to go on BB
instantly classifies you as being unbalanced
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

well
yes, this is true.

wanting to watch it too = unbalanced and bored
( ascorbate, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I always wanted to be on BB
Just so that I could piss everybody in the house off, and possible end up killing everybody else to DEATH!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

A b3tan on BB
scary.

Yet a fun idea. Especially if you take weapons with you. We might actually watch the stupid show then.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)