Hahaha
I have seen this man in a strip club and it was like looking at a condemned man.

I should clarify, he was not one of the dancers.

Sadly, he's not a Karting kind of guy. This makes me sad.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well fuck him then
go without him!

So something more sedate? Erm...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Not *sedate* so much...
More of a big girl. Let's say his name is Dave. His mates call him 'Gay But Not Gay Dave'.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Pedicure?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

But not that gay.
You see now where my trouble is.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

in having shit mates who don't like karting

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

If he's too much of a candyass to do anything particularly exciting,
helicopter ride maybe? Or if you're free next Friday, they're doing the Zoo After Dark thing at London Zoo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)