Right so.
It is my best mate's stag night in September, and I want to do a surprise activity for him. He got me a speedboat ride on the Thames for mine, and I can't think what do do for him (although we are doing laser tag in the early evening).

What surprise would you give your best mate for their stag/hen do?

Alternatively - if it was there, would you go and live on a base on another planet, and why?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:21, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would buy him a flying lesson
and yes, I would live on the planet base because that would be incredible (and nobody else has done it).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Depending on his head for heights
Either Parachuting or getting a shot of a plane would be like totally crazy!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Strip club!!
Or if you're not living in the early 90's you can get pretty cheap track days ooh OOOH go-karting! go karting is possibly the most fun in the world ever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Hahaha
I have seen this man in a strip club and it was like looking at a condemned man.

I should clarify, he was not one of the dancers.

Sadly, he's not a Karting kind of guy. This makes me sad.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

well fuck him then
go without him!

So something more sedate? Erm...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Not *sedate* so much...
More of a big girl. Let's say his name is Dave. His mates call him 'Gay But Not Gay Dave'.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Pedicure?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

But not that gay.
You see now where my trouble is.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

in having shit mates who don't like karting

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

If he's too much of a candyass to do anything particularly exciting,
helicopter ride maybe? Or if you're free next Friday, they're doing the Zoo After Dark thing at London Zoo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Probably a concert or a spa trip.
She's traditionally girly. I'd be the one to want a helicopter ride or something.

I'd pick Uranus. I don't know why. Probably because it's an AWESOME color.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I would like to live on a base on another planet please.
As long as the gravity is lower rather than higher. If sci-fi has taught me anything it is that women in space are hot, and all wear skimpy vest tops with no bra. I think low-g tit-jiggle would truly be a sight to behold.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

That's a strong argument
I am in favour of more space research.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

There's a paintball thing
But with tanks. Google funtrak or armoredfist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

^this!
also, I'll only live on another planet if there is a sea with waves for surfing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

My best man arranged
paintballing in the morning, pub lunch, go karting in the afternoon, copious amounts of alcohol in the evening.

Awesome day.
( Peej, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Why not
Arrange for him to be trapped inside an "Intrinsic Field subtracter" where he would be disintegrated. Eventually he would reassemble himself and learn to become god-like in powers and have a wicked blue willy. LIKE WE ALL WANT.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)