The forgivness lasts for a week
however there are a few subclauses to how the forgivness can be revoked. For lobger forgivness periods cider is recommended
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A week is a reasonable window
... I can get a lot of crap threads in during seven days. I would, however, like to understand what the subclauses are. And is the cider for me so I post without giving a flying flock of pigeons about quality, or for you for the same reason?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

It's for me
as I am an alcoholic
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

But... cider... I mean... cider... good god, why?
Surely a good bottle of red would be preferable? Or even a decent single-malt with a cigar the size of a submarine? But cider? Cider?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Cider is awesome
so shut up before I ram your tenticles down your throat.

I also wrote testicles at first which is another option I suppose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You make a good argument

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Hahaha
I spoke to a customer today who told me when he goes to the Grand Prix he fills empty bottles of Moet champagne with Diamond White and gives it to people who've had a few drinks, and noone's ever told the difference.

He was a strange old man.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

You're missing vodka and amaretto
While forgetting that cider is the liquid of the gods!
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You're right, it was criminal to forget amaretto
... particularly when it forms a "corrected coffee" whilst topping up a decent expresso. Vodka? Well, it tastes of whatever you add to it, so whilst I agree it's a handy thing to have around the house for piecing together cocktails out of whatever liquids are left in the fridge, I'm not convinced of its standalone brilliance.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Buy good vodka then drink it over ice
That's very good.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Shut up V
or I'll give you papercuts on your balls and wash them in vodka
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)