If this day ever ends
I'm on holiday for a whole week. Booyah! I know you'll all miss me terribly, especially as Al is away as well.

How will you cope in this period of your sad pathetic lives?

Alternatively you can suggest alternative used for Catface. Like a novelty bookend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:47, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I do the voice for*
Catface.

*lies
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

My housemate believed you though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I'm on holiday Monday to Thursday
so I'll have no use for catface either. I'll just pine terribly as I lounge by the pool in the South of France.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

fuck me it's going to be dull around here
al, kaol, you, chcb all away.

good job I'm going to Sonisphere!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah you'll be left with the fluff brigade
which is horrifying enough to warrent genuine sympathy from me to you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I'm going to lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank
until you all get back
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm going to my friend's house and I'm going to rub my minge on all their towels
after drinking all their beer
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I hope they
have a containment team for the ensuing health crisis.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

naw
I'll wash them all before they get home
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Do you often
wash your friends?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

office lol
yes
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I was just checking
I bathe my housemates on a regular basis.

We keep a tight ship.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I shall strive to piss on everyones hopes and dreams
while all the sullen misanthropes are away, you capacious clunged clown.

Just to maintain minimum levels of hurt feelings and festering resentment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)