My boss came into the office a couple of weeks ago
waving a letter that said he'd won a lottery run by some company that had a photo of a doctor and a professor at the bottom. He was rather excited and asked me to write a reply for him, so I wrote

'Sir, thanks for your letter dated etc. I've never heard of your company, entered a lottery or been offered money for nothing. The phrases 'the best things in life are free' and 'there's no such thing as a free lunch' are doing epic battle in my head, but I think I know which one's going to overthrow the rebels.'

He took the letter from me and read it, screwed both letters up and went to make tea.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha!
He should give you a raise. Tell him I said so.
( girlinthehole, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)