Haaaaaaahahahaha
Kristine's brain has fallen out.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^this
Nope, mine was rather splendid. I did lots of stuff this morning that I'd been putting off since no useful shops are open when I leave for work usually, had lunch with the lovely Clendrix and then came back to watch more True blood.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Lunch was delightful
including the company, the sunshine, the MASSIVE salad and the obligatory crazy Irish woman.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I wonder if the nutty Irish woman twigged that I was just taking the piss?
And that there are no five pretties. Oh well, seemed to entertain her anyway.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I think she was just happy to find someone to talk to.
Better than Boob Man. I swear, those things were at least an E.
I was afeared.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

IT FUCKING TOUCHED ME. Well my arm and I was too afraid of its voice to turn around properly
made me twitch.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

When it touched you, its nipples went hard.

( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Oh christ that was unnecessary
I was eating just then. Sadfaces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I laughed when I typed that.
sadfaces
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:50, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Hello Kristine.
Planned your trip yet?
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:48, Reply)

nope, off to the beach next month, will probably begin to plan after that
was thinking about going around my birthday next year but the price for hotel and flight doubled
stupid fucking valentines day trips
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply)

were you born in feb too?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:08, Reply)

yerp, feb 18th
same day as my best friend so maybe it is better to hold off till after then?
I JUST DON'T KNOW
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:12, Reply)

That was my ex wife's birthday
You're not my ex wife are you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:15, Reply)

that depends, did I marry you when I was passed out sometime?
if so, then yes
I wouldn't be surprised.
I am engaged to two men currently.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:17, Reply)

details

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)

they were both jokes
here is one b3ta.com/talk/5685248
and the other is a man I used to see all of the time at the bar, 50 years old, and when I drink I get a little...annoying inquisitive so after a while of small talk (why aren't you married, etc) I asked him to marry me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:23, Reply)

ah I had a suspicion that teh booze was the root of your multiple engaements

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:31, Reply)

yep
maybe I'll get married when I'm at the beach
wouldn't that be fun?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Woo yayy
beach party
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)

you're totally invited, just don't try to look prettier than me (which isn't that hard, honestly)

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I'm there.
name your beach and cheapest wedding gift
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Virginia Beach
miller high life
I'll only drink it after I'm drunk though, if you show up with natty light you're going to be thrown out
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Screw that your getting married.
I can stretch to Smirnoff
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I don't drink liquor, so you can buy it and drink it yourself
HURRAH
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Ok miller it is.
and fags. lovely lovely fags. mmmmm
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)

yay fags!
home time!
have a good night!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:59, Reply)

My birthday's at a fucking stupid time too.
Oh well. You'll get here at some point.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Make it November this year and you can come to my bash :)
Or next year as I'll more than likely be having on then too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)

it's a little soon for this november, maybe next year
after all the surgery I'll look fantastic and you'll all really love me
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I already do :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 22:03, Reply)