THREAD DELETER!
Have you ever deleted a thread on the internet, online? Why did you do it?

Alternatively, tell me the story of how you came in to this world. Bonus points for savage imagery, lies, exploding spleens and a huge side order of gore.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:53, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have never deleted a thread
except for double posts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

That's a girl.
I knew I could count on you. What about your entrance in to this world? I imagine the pain was dulled by cheap tequila, while the caesarian was carried out by a cackling old hag with a hook for a hand.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

No idea,
I was adopted I have no knowledge of my birth.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Somebody look for the number 666 on his scalp.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

In 1983, I had a beatiful little girl, and I gave her away.
Could it be....?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I was born in 1983... ...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Ermintrude?
Ermintrude Amelia Sidebottom? CAN IT BE TRUE?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

No

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Alas and Alack!
The search continues...
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I've never deleted a thread but I have deleted a post.
I was angry at someone and should have kept it to myself.


I was late and never wanted to be born. And I was right all along.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I sucked the blood from my mum, almost killing her in the process until she decided to try to drink some blood
and luckily for her it was delicious and totally saved her life until finally I was born and they took me from her because I bit her with my super awesome vamp fangs when she held me for the first time
grim
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Ohmegosh!
My days!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I have
deleted many:

here:
here:
here:
over 200 here:
here:
and lastly, here:

Enjoy.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

This is a comprehensive history of deletery.
*applauds*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Never deleted any of mine
but used to moderate a forum for my old WoW guild. Got rid of most of the spam, but there was one choice example that I kept for posterity (after removing the links) due to its sheer randomness

Title: Earthquakes and volcanoes are more often now

Post: Have you thought about renewing your car insurance?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Once or twice
Due to being utterly shit, mainly. Or thinking better of it, or people starting to be idiots on facebook.

Oh, and as for my birth... let's just say I was an unexpected 21st birthday present for Mum.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Did the 9-month hint not help her?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:14, Reply)